“Well, why not?” In the video, he laughs, satisfied and the actresses appear on the verge of literally evaporating from sheer mortification. His instruction for approaching a group of girls is to use his signature line: “Hey, are you girls talking about me?” No. Adding yourself to his mailing list enables you to receive his e-books and his “GAME-CHANGING videos” featuring “STEALTH ATTRACTION skills you need to start sleeping with women, IMMEDIATELY (WARNING: THIS STUFF IS POWERFUL).” The advice is preposterous, almost satirically lame and could only make sense in a world where women have the mental capacity of a door hinge.

The advertisement on Facebook for his website, Secret Attraction, is titled “Learn To Seduce Chicks”. I haven’t read it, though I assume it just contains a list of the trunk dimensions in every car manufactured since 1974. The title of one of his e-books is How to Make Your Move With Zero Chance of Rejection. He rides it on a flaming unicycle while wearing a Burger King crown and performing pretend-cunnilingus on his fingers. He does not walk the line between aggressive and felony. He recently posted on his Facebook page, “Just writing about the time when I asked a girl what she was doing, she said she was about to watch a film and I wrote: 'Cool, don't press play, I'll go buy some wine and snacks. In another, his primary suggestion for initiating physical contact is to tell the girl she has lint on her crotch and then attempt to wipe it off for her.

In one of his videos, he demonstrates how to unbutton a girl’s jeans at a club without her noticing. That this staring might make a woman uncomfortable is her problem, man, because she just needs to let go of her inhibitions. He has greasy, shoulder-length brown hair, owns several leather jackets and is exceptionally skilled at staring at people. Richard La Ruina is a professional seduction coach, pickup artist (PUA) and author.

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